Showing posts with label Muchelney Abbey. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Muchelney Abbey. Show all posts

Sunday, July 7, 2013

St Peter and Paul, Locked churches and the Road to Hilperton


If you don’t like standing in line, the ruins of Muchelney Abbey won’t disappoint you.

Apart from the Abbot’s House, which still retains a fair amount of Norman building fabric and throughout which is scattered various bits of recovered carved masonry from the now-vanished Abbey, there is little left of what was once a fairly extensive facility whose history dates to the late seventh century. We liked the place, but could easily see how tourists, especially if they were coming from the poetic magnificence of Glastonbury, not far to the north, would find Muchelney a subdued diversion.

The Abbey foundations lay at soil-level in a grid that really only reveals itself from the air; 


almost nothing remains higher than the visitor’s shinbone. I felt the same kind of melancholy I first experienced at Hailes Abbey, this vague sense of a sacred space defined in skeletal minimalism, a silent and nearly dissolved ghost whose frame is really only appreciated from above, a place that has resigned itself to no longer coaxing the mental image of an actual building.


At the northern end of the Abbey site, we found a number of opened stone sarcophagi – the long-since emptied resting places of clerics, we imagined, looking a little like aliens’ coffins.

But beyond that lay The Church of St Peter and Paul, the parish church for the tiny Muchelney community and a staggeringly old building, with a fair amount of building fabric dating to Saxon times (pre-mid 11th century). As it was outside the Abbey property, we said goodbye to Dennis and walked around to the church.  The churchyard was laden was sullen, moss-speckled 18th and 19th century monuments, some collapsed graves and more stone sarcophagi, a palpably affecting place shrouded in the vestiges of ancient grief. 





Inside, the church was deathly quiet, decorated in places with carved masonry recovered from the Abbey, bands of early afternoon light streaming weakly through the stained glass. 




This is working parish church, like many of the others we saw, but it felt like a great tomb. We loved it. 

On the road again.

Had we wanted at this point to take in one of England’s great abbey ruins, we could have headed north a mere four miles or so and visited Glastonbury, but like a number of other famous sites we found ourselves in relatively close proximity to, we just passed on it and headed east, running into Northover and stopping off at St Andrew’s ..



…then another unscheduled stop at another St Andrew’s, in the village of Holcombe. We spent maybe 10 minutes here: the church was locked, and a side door was covered in spider webs. A somewhat gloomy place, Sharon didn’t like it all, barely snapping a few pictures in the churchyard before urging me back to the car.


The next stop, also unscheduled, was another CCT property, St Mary’s Hardington Bampfylde, 







a Norman era church in the village of Laverton, adorned with some gentle Victorian restoration, swatches of Norman wall paintings still visible and some impressive memorials. We both enjoyed this church very much and spent almost an hour inside – again, with no one else present.

Months ago, as we were recalling our trip through Shrewsbury, we attempted to derive some order and predictability as to when and where we were likely to find churches unlocked. Since then, as we began to research our Dead Englishmen Tour Part 2 (yes, it’s coming up, maybe seven weeks off at this point in time) , we came across Simon Knott’s two incredible websites devoted to Norfolk and Suffolk churches. 

Knott, who lives in Suffolk, has documented virtually every church in East Anglia with photographs and descriptions of each – something north of 1500 in all, including ruined churches and completely vanished ones, represented in most cases by pictures of empty fields – and in his writing, he is not shy about venting frustration over churches that are kept locked. Knott’s perspective as a church-obsessive and a Suffolk native probably gives him greater standing in his complaints about locked churches than do a couple of Nikon-slinging American tourists (I dropped him an email about his website and asked for some recommendations, as we were planning to spend the last leg of this year’s trip in Suffolk, but he never replied – he gets a lot of mail, I guess. That, or my puny and standard issue tourist entreaties weren’t worth the trouble to reply to. No harm – I still enjoy his twin sites very much. )

What I have learned from reading several hundred of his entries over the past few months is that churches are kept locked for any number of reasons – suspicion of outsiders and their motives, a recent history of vandalism, structural peril, inaccessibility (and thus, vulnerability) of the churches themselves, or reasons known only to the local rector or parish council. Which, in the final analysis, was more or less what we thought all along. Some are kept locked, some aren’t, and the locked ones are locked for a reason, some reason, and that’s that. 

Maybe we’d have a stronger opinion on the matter if we lived there, or were, in Knott’s words, “pilgrims in need of periodic spiritual refreshment”, but we don’t live there and seldom thirst for spiritual refreshment, and I think we’re just fine with letting the locals decide themselves whether or not to keep their churches locked. They have their reasons, we’ll leave it up to folks like Mr Knott to judge whether they are valid or not.

But looking back, we were actually pretty lucky. Some of that is due to the fact that many of the churches we visited were in the care of the CCT, and part of their mission is to keep historic churches accessible to the public. We’ll let you know how we fare on the DET2.

Four churches and an abbey, and the skies were turning grey again. Time to hit our last hotel, the charmingly named Lion and Fiddle, in the crossroads town of Hilperton. Yes…where???

There isn’t much reason to visit Hilperton, and we don’t mean that in a snotty, tourist-ennui sort of way. 

At some point, we had it in our heads that we’d stay here because of its proximity to Bath, one of England’s real treasure cities and a tourist favorite, but Bath is west and a pretty big place, and we still had Avebury and Lacock on the itinerary, both east and on the way back to London, and we couldn’t do both. Neither the prospect of driving into Bath (which is generally not recommended), or stopping outside and catching a bus or shuttle (which would have been logistically challenging and a time sink) appealed to us very much, so we decided instead to just have a relaxed evening in Hilperton and an unhurried morning, and head east.

The barkeep, who turned out to be owner’s son, let us into our room, a spectacularly unspectacular accommodation and a pleasing chaser after the regal cush we had (and enjoyed) at Thornbury. Just a little room, clean and utilitarian, overlooking a playground and the hotel’s car park. Some folks get a taste of lofty luxury and want more; we got a taste of it and were grateful for less. It wasn’t a money thing – we just wanted to feel normal again.



We dropped off bags and met the loo, and headed back downstairs for a smoke. There was a wedding reception in progress – or, maybe just wrapping up. The large dining room was completely empty, with ear-splitting hip hop music slamming forth from an unattended DJ station into a room of empty tables. We went out to the patio area, and in a minute or two, a skinny, tattooed woman in her late thirties  in a wedding gown (well, not exactly a gown, but clearly a bride’s costume) and sporting a bit of a sozzle came out with what appeared to be her Dad. She smiled shyly at us; I congratulated her (guessing correctly that she was the bride), and she thanked us. We spent a few minutes talking about the weather to her Dad as she disappeared again, the hip hop continued to play to no guests whatsoever, and I remember wondering if people in England often got married on  Tuesdays.

It started to rain.

We weren’t sure, but the pub at the Lion and Fiddle struck as the only watering hole in town, and as we seated for dinner, a decent stream of locals – a single bloke or two, a couple of families – came in to watch the soccer game on the big screen, some drinking and some having dinner. It felt like a community pub, which sounds kind of trite but not all pubs felt like that to us. Fish and chips, a steak sandwich, a couple of ales and we were pretty well finished for the day. We went upstairs, flipped on the tiny TV and konked out. Our last day with the car was tomorrow, including the one piece I had almost forgotten to worry about: driving back into London to the rental car office.


Oh yeah…that.       

Sunday, May 26, 2013

Getting screwed in Thornbury, Missing Swindon and Dennis The Eager Archeologist


“Oh dear,” said Front Desk Anna, as we greeted her the next morning to check out. “I’m afraid I have some terrible news.”

Well, that’s it, I thought. Some tragic yet casually overlooked traffic infraction, a sudden swoon of non-cooperation by my credit card company, Interpol mistaking me for a long-hunted international jewel thief. Hey, it’s happened before…

 “You have a flat tire.”

Hardly a surprise, and dutifully confirming my suspicions about the behavior of inflation-challenged tires in England. My first thought (well, second, after imagining swarms of uniformed Interpol infantry dragging me off to some Brezhnev-era gulag) was, hey, if this is the worst that happens to us on this trip, we’re doing okay.

Anna called Thornbury Tyre (she said her Mum worked there – I didn’t ask what she did) and asked Mike to come ‘round and have a look. We squared up the paperwork on the room (gulp) and headed pack to get the luggage. Mike showed up in the company van, found the jack (I had no idea where it was), jacked the thing up and gave the tire a spin.

“Ah, yeah. Right there,” he said, pointing to the head of a screw embedded snugly in one of the tire treads. 



I asked if he could fix it; he said no, we’d need a new tire. The car came equipped with what they promised was a full-sized spare, but the thing was about yay-big and not meant to be driven over 30MPH, and we were on the other side of the country (admittedly, across England’s narrow southern waist) from our ultimate destination, the EuropCar office in Chelsea.

So, how much?

Mike called in to the office. Good news: they had one. Bad news: £125. About $180 for a glorified doughnut. We didn't have much choice, so we said sure. He headed back to the shop and returned 20 minutes later with a replacement. The rental car company should reimburse us, he assured us, and of course they didn't ..  

We chatted a bit while Mike replaced the tire. He was from Charfield, coincidentally, and we mentioned we were just up there the day before, prowling around the old church and churchyard. He hadn't been to the States and said he’d love to go sometime, especially Vegas. The place gives me a headache, I told him, but if you’re into pretty girls, gambling and lots of partying, it’s tough to beat Vegas. He flashed a knowing smile. “Sounds good to me, mate!”

One of the laundry girls came out to watch the proceedings; she had been to Florida with her family some years before, and said she loved it. “Everybody was so friendly there!” she said enthusiastically, which for some reason struck me as odd. It was obvious to us that neither of these young folk made anywhere near enough to contemplate another trip to the US soon.

Mike didn't have a card swipe with him, so we said goodbye to Buckingham’s Summer Place and followed him into town to square up on the tire (sorry, “tyre”). In the parking lot, Sharon punched up the next few churches and our last abbey, and we headed southeast, ultimate destination Hilperton.

Thornbury to Hilperton (where???) was more or less a straight shot southeast, but we months earlier made a mental note to avoid Swindon at all costs, which wasn’t terribly far from Hilperton (where???), just across the massive M4, and where we could have gone through had we picked some destinations in that direction. Allegedly one of England’s most famously dreary cities (and the home to Andy Partridge, founder of XTC), the thing about Swindon we desperately wanted to avoid was the Magic Roundabout, a gleefully Machiavellian traffic-circle obscenity constructed in 1972 and one of the scariest places to operate a motor vehicle in the entire UK. The outer ring of traffic moves clockwise, while an inner ring moves counter-clockwise, connected by a paradox of multiple mini-roundabout fractals that promised, in no uncertain terms, unbridled terror for me. We mentioned it a few times to some of the locals when the subject of the driving came up, and they all agreed: go there, risk doom.

No doom for us, at least not in Swindon. We headed south.

Langport is a small town south of Bristol, where we found another CCT church, the ancient All Saints. Dating from the 12th century, the church is a Grade 1 listed building and one of the best medieval churches we found off the beaten path. Like many of the others, we visited the place quite by ourselves.








Nearby Langport, and the real reason we came this way, was Muchelny Abbey, the scattered ruins of a 10th century Benedictine Abbey. Henry’s Dissolution fairly stripped the place clean, leaving only the Abbot’s House and the monks' barn-ish lavatory (yes, the lavatory) intact. 

Abbot's House, Muchelney Abbey



Monks' lavatory, Muchelney Abbey

The museum portion of the property was located in the Abbot’s House, where we met Dennis, a jovial red-haired bloke of about 50 or so, the English Heritage concessionaire and ticket-taker on duty that day. Dennis was usually stationed at another property, but was filling in for someone else, and he seemed unnervingly happy to see us. I kind of wondered if, since there isn't much left of the Abbey itself, the place doesn't get a busy tourist trade, and being a Tuesday, it must have been especially slow.

We took the tour through the Abbot’s house and on our way to go out and look at the Abbey ruins themselves, we got to chatting with Dennis. A degreed archeologist, he just about flipped out when we told him that Avebury was on our schedule for the next day. Grabbing one of the Heritage free maps, he started circling and arrow-ing all sorts of Neolithic sites in the southwest of England. “You must go here,” he enthused, “and since you’ll be close these two sites are also utterly beguiling…or you could head north and try this, no one ever goes there and it’s utterly magical…oh, and there, and there…” Sharon had a keen interest in the Neolithic sites, and I did too, but at this point we had a few sites left to visit – churches mostly – and there was no practical way we could get to all these stone-circle sites. 

But clearly, he was pleased – flattered, even – that we were going to Avebury instead of Stonehenge and expressed our interest in Britain’s Neolith past. I thought to myself, this is a guy, in a tidy and spotless English Heritage uniform (well, a logoed sport shirt and slacks), who really, really needed to be out on the Wiltshire Plain under a glowering summer sky with a spade and bucket getting history under his fingernails…not cooped up in an office handing out brochures and minding a car park. 

There are lots of people in this world who truly and deeply know their calling… but scientists have a special passion for their chosen field that just seems to resonate more joyously and harmoniously.


The Abbey, the Church and Hilperton in the next installment. (Had enough yet?)